match flavored cookies maybe?..

so.. i grabbed a handful of quakers oatmeal squares (dry cereal) for lunch and after eating about 4 squares, they started tasting a lot like campho-phenique.. smells. it may or may not have been the paranoia that caused my mouth to itch.. but it was definitely the paranoia that led me to eat the rest of the handful.

campho-phenique is my favorite smell, next to matches and campfire. it's not everyday you can eat your favorite smell (if your favorite smell is campho-phenique, matches, or campfire).. in cereal form.. without getting ill and/or setting yourself on fire. i grabbed another handful for the drive back to work.

movie rumors..

Rumor has it.. laughter repairs the liver. That being said.. 'The Hangover 2' will not repair the liver. 'Bridesmaids', however, is like a liver transplant.