the office life. .

Our coffee, at work, sucks. Luckily though, I have some green tea bags. BONUS: green tea is a “debloater”. . .score! Anyway, our office is also cold all the time. I’m cold, by nature, which makes “office life” relatively freezing.

In the summer, the A/C is too cold and the winter is just cold by default. . OUTSIDE. As for inside. . the heater, regulated by my boss, doesn’t seem to stay on as long as I would prefer it to. . resulting in me, staying cold.

That’s where the tea plays an important role in this, my office life. I drink my hot tea in an effort to fill the “heat void” in my office life. It warms me both inside and out.

The problem:

Tea has this reputation. . it makes one frequent the bathroom. So. . .no matter how warm it makes me, the feeling becomes offset when I meet the cold, porcelain seat. .the toilet. Not only do toilets seem to stay 10-15degrees below room temperature (in my experience) anyway, but this particular toilet is in a room that feels nearly below freezing. Thus, pushing that particular seat below the freezing mark. You understand.

Another great attribute to this situation is that I did an intense workout with my roommates the other night, making walking slow and difficult. Frequent walks followed by squatting is more than painful.